Didn't I post a Not Me! last week? I think I
Moving on, on this Not Me! Monday I'd like to share with you all that I have not left my freshly painted and 99% finished china cabinet in the middle of our living room for the past two and half or so weeks for the sole reason that we are missing an additional piece of hardware for it.
No! How could you accuse me of that? I did not misplace the piece of hardware we need to complete the cabinet and get it ready for its new life as our glasses and dishes holder.
(If I had left the china cabinet in the middle of the living room, I would place a disclaimer here that explains that we have a living room and a family room so that readers would know that we don't use the living room on a daily basis.)
I would never in my wildest dreams think of negating my ten miles on our exercise bike by eating mac and cheese for dinner. And then a piece of Dove chocolate. That's deplorable to even think about doing.
I did not forego cooking tonight for my husband. To not eat macaroni and cheese. Nopers. But I did cook tons of chili last night that I know he's planning to eat tonight. (phew!)
I did not forget that it was my sister-in-law's birthday last week until it was too late to call. Only deadbeat sisters-in-law forget birthdays! Especially when it's their first month of officially being sisters-in-law! And I am most certainly not that kind of deadbeat. : /
I did not not forget, though, that my other sister-in-law's birthday is this week! :)
Well, I leave you all with a recent (though staged) photo that is not of my husband. He didn't think it'd be funny for me to post this one, so I did.

Does this mean that you have seen Sherlock Holmes now? :)
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