My Very First [Not Me!] Monday (Part One)

Well, my most favorite of favorite blogs, done by Mckmama of the "Frozen Tundra" (Minnesota, I think?) introduced me to Not Me! Mondays.  (see picture below)

Not Me! Monday is a blog group or club or something-of-that-nature where bloggers from across the Frozen Tundra down to the Florida Keys and beyond (just a geographical guess) get together and blog about the things they Didn't-Do-Today--and it's always on Monday.

Why is it always on Monday, you ask?

Do you really have to ask why it's on Monday? 

Yeahok,  didn't think so.

So, now that you understand the title, I'd like to participate in my very first Not Me! Monday.

Here goes nothing, blogfriends.

I was not five minutes late to work this morning because of the snow, even after leaving very early to get there on time.  I was not even maybe six or seven minutes late.  Nope.

I did not say a curse word when I came into my office to find that my photos and knick-nacks had been rearranged by a kind stranger over the break.  A kind stranger indeed.  But I didn't curse.

I sooo did not go to Burger King for lunch.  That stuff is so unhealthy, I mean gahh!  And I did most certainly not enjoy it! 

I would never in my wildest dreams have been jealous of my husband who got to work from home today.  And I definitely didn't wish it were me in his place.  Not even for a splitsecond would I wish an hour-long-commute on him.  That's just selfish!

No, it was not meee who went to make coffee this morning, realizing that the pot was still half-full (or half-empty, since it's Monday) from the last time we had coffee. Furthermore, I certainly didn't choose to go on with my morning get-ready-activities without cleaning out the coffee pot. 

Oh yeah, I did not-not feel guilty about not skipping out on the poor, aforementioned half-full-half-empty coffee pot.  Not me!

Moreover, I did not have a Coke with my lunch-that-wasn't-from-Burger-King just to stay awake, due to lack of coffee.  For shame!

Depending on what more I didn't do today, there might be a Part Two to my First Not Me! Monday.